Sweet Sarcasm

I am fluent in English and sarcasm and I'm working on German. Sarcasm keeps me going, if I had to be serious all the time I'd be more of a wreck then I already am. Sarcasm helps ease the RSD seriousness and all my issues. Well I posted on BYDLS.com a forum asking for some good sarcastic pain/RSD related jokes. Well here is what I've got so far. They're great!!! And so think before you talk to me...what you get back you may not be ready for ;-]

Them: Why are you walking funny?
Me: Oh, I left my pain tolerance in my other jacket.

Them: you're too young to be sick!
Me: you're too old to be so naive!

Them: You're too young to have a cane! (or similar nonsense)
Me: Well, I’m too tired to crawl so I thought I’d bring it anyway.

Them: You can't be in THAT much pain
Me: Yeah and you can't be THAT stupid

Them: Why are you limping
Me: It's a New Fashion, What do you think... Will it take off

Them: What is Wrong with you
Me: I broke my foot kicking the last dumb person to ask me that question

When asked 'Why are you using a cane?'
Answer: 'It's great for whacking annoying people.' or 'I broke my fashion sense' or 'I'm an apprentice pimp'

When asked 'What's wrong with you?'
Answer: 'I've run out of tolerance for irritating questions'

They're good dontcha think?! haha. Well no specific quote today just all of the above.

I don't know I just have stuff to sort out feeling very misunderstood by everyone but my BYDLS/RSD buddies. But it's not their fault. They try.

I'm getting a vintage dress!!! Yay. haha yea...I have lots to do today so yea... I'm going to go...

perhaps i shall blog later...if not. till next time!!!

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